The Rime of the Thirsty One

I had one of my low blood pressure "episodes" (for lack of a better word) recently.

I was doing the dishes and the kitchen began to swim about in front of me - it's a good thing I didn't fall into the soapy suds right there and then. I passed out, and when I came to the kettle was bubbling, the tap was running, and it was drizzling a steady pitter-patter on my window-sill.... Water water everywhere... Did I mention I was thirsty as hell?
 
I spent the rest of the day on my couch. I didn't go to work, I didn't do my laundry, I didn't water my plant, and I didn't finish the dishes.Water water everywhere... It sucks when you living alone and there's no one to pass you a drink.